Meetings: The Unnecessary but Slightly Enjoyable Time-Suckers

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions: The Coffee-Brewing Artisans' Guide

Meetings. Because who needs productivity when you can have pointless conversations and stale air?

• Decision by Committee: A Deliberation on the Art of Stalling
• Decisions by Email: The Art of Waiting for a Response that Never Comes
• Decisions by Text: The Art of Sending a Single Emoji and Waiting for Days

Our meeting planners have been trained in the ancient art of turning productivity into a never-ending loop of caffeine-fueled discussions. Join us for an afternoon of pointless decisions, and a side of free coffee!

Meet the Team:

• Lead Coffee Brewer: The Master of the Bean
• Lead Discussionist: The Sultan of Sloganeousness

Our team of highly-caffeinated professionals are here to waste your time for you.

    Meeting Schedule:
    Monday: Coffee-fueled brainstorming
    Tuesday: Stalemate of ideas
    Wednesday: Caffeine-fueled panic
    Thursday: Caffeine-fueled panic (again)
    Friday: Caffeine-fueled despair
  

Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll discuss the same things we've been discussing all week.

Upcoming Meetings:

• The Same Meeting We've Been Having All Week

Don't forget to bring your favorite mug!